Monday, June 04, 2007

Hobie Dog 3.0

Evanston,IL - The Hobie corporation released Hobie Dog version 3.0 today in a move promising to position shareholders in an optimistic outlook.

"We expect this new version of Hobie Dog to show drastic behavioral and performance improvements in the year to come" said principal shareholder Gabriel Silverman.

3.0 was revealed to the public today when the new version enjoyed several walks. As of press time, Silverman said that evening plans include some vanilla ice cream and extra playtime.

Melissa Kaplan, VP Unconditional Love, said "While the previous version was wonderful, he posed many challenging issues. 3.0 promises to be an overall improvement from both a managerial and a love-ability standpoint".

Hobie's birthday was celebrated despite uncooperative weather conditions (rain) and a busy week at the office.

2 Comments:

At 4:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No photo?

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

3.0 Birthday! I loved your other version and look forward to trying out this new one. I guess you can teach a not-so-old dog new tricks.

 

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