Evanston's Most Wanted

WANTED: Viscous fang-toothed wolf on the loose

Stands approximately 3 1/2 feet tall, lean 70 pounds, dark complexion, very hairy. May also be dirty and smelly.

If you see this dog, do not attempt to apprehend him. Flee the area and notify the Evanston Police Department by dialing 911.

Known Aliases:
Hobart, Hobinator, Monkey, Mr. Monkey, Mr. H-Monkey, Hobinhagen, Hobistank, Oh-Hobie

Background Information:
This dangerous animal was last seen frequenting a local area park. His owners irresponsibly allowed him to run unleashed. Luckily a horrified good samaritan promptly called the police and offered a description of dog and both owners. Unfortunately all 3 perpetrators escaped before the Evanston Golden Retriever Police Task Force was able to respond.