Warning Signs

I've come to recognize the warning signs of imminent bad behavior. It's quite simple actually. When Hobie's tongue is hanging out, something bad is going to happen. "Something bad" can really be just about anything. For example, he may ruin a pair of shoes - chew through cables, or simply decide that the carpet would be fun to tear up.

When you see the tongue, run for the hills. It's really the only thing to do.